Random Crap: Part 2, The search for Ser. McNubbins' Gold

I wish I hadn’t prepaid for World of Warcraft. Had it for a little more then a month now and damn is it ever boring. Course, I didn’t want to play it in the first place, but that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms, can yah say God Bomb. I treat it more like a really fun instant messenger with side-quests in it. The problem with most mmorpgs is that they never really go anywhere. You kill till you max out, and then start over again. That’s about it.

Since when has it been ok for girls to where hooker clothing and not be hookers

Wow. Sorry saw a chick in a tie and white long button down shirt. That I like very, very much. (^_#) <- An "I got my ass kicked for oggling" face

Bonus Stage is one of the best web cartoon ever. Know it, and love it. I command you. Seriously check it out.

Why are there so many hot ass girls in my web design class? I’m not saying that they are good looking in the face or anything. They just have nice asses. I notice things like that. Stuck with a giant ass bitch for 4 years and that’s one of the first things I notice on any girl I look at. Hell, I do that walking in to a McDonalds. My viable mate o’vision. It is mas f34r’d in the right circles. I’m not really sure what circles those are but I be assured there are some out there. Not so much in the squares.

Tiny people frighten me. Because they look like children. Ugly ones.

I retract my hot ass girl comment. It’s only like two hot ass ones. And one that’s ok in the face too. I hope I can understand the teacher, I think she’s from Singapore, but I don’t know.

Damn, I wish I could tap the ass of that girl with the tie. Really, the tie was the only thing that I liked about Avril Laving or what ever her name is. I hate that she got rid of it, though not as much as I hate her from being Canadian.

That’s about it. Ulgy folken in this room right now.

*Note to self: stop saying what you type, if draws less attention if you are making fun of someone.

World of Warcraft is a powerful drug

Not enough energy for a real update, so screw it, ill just put up some random crap .

One of the things I want to do before I shuffle off this mortal coil is create a web comic. Or any comic at all. The problem is that I can’t draw for shit. I also can’t present my ideas coherently enough for others to draw it. So those who can’t draw, write. But I create sentences about as well as I can draw, so I’m pretty much fucked. I would say boned, but that seems a little gay.

For awhile there I went to the movies on an almost regular basis. Lately though, I’ve noticed that all the main production companies are coming out with are remakes and rehashes of old good movies. And when they ran out of those they redid shitty TV shows. Who really thought that the dukes of hazard or the bad news bears needed an update? Damn guys, do something good next time. Show me a Thunder Cats movie, or a fucking Dino the Dinosaur movie. Now that’s something I can get behind. And never, EVER make a fucking remake of Willy Wonka EVER FUCKING AGAIN. If you had the misfortune to witness that movie, then you know what I man. If you didn’t see it, do yourself a favor and spend two hours going at your crotch with a bat, you’ll get the experience of watching the movie while saving yourself the price of a ticket to that piece of shit.

Have you ever seen a gangster movie where some peon is covered in gasoline and the bad guy or anti-hero lights a Zippo and tosses it at the guy? You ever wonder what happens to the lighter afterwards? And why do you toss the lighter anyway? Just use a match? Guess it wouldn’t be as dramatic.

School starts the twenty second. In 30 days from that I turn 20. Two decades of life, seventeen years of coherence and one relationship of any importance. You think you got problems, let me tell you about mine. I guarantee that it’ll get a smile out of you.

Random List of 3 good songs

Bush – The little things that kill

Apollo 044 – stop the rock

ChumbaWumba – Tubthumping

One of the joys in life that you should treat yourself too is a really good sandwich. Make a special trip down the grocery store to pick up the ingredients, even if you have some of them at home. Get high end bread (Split top honey wheat), meat (roast beef) cheese (Munster). Pick up condiments from that little food kiosk they got, and your favorite drink (HEB brand Big Red), go home, and put some good music in the stereo (I chose Counting Crows, cause I wanted something mellow I could ignore if I wanted to). Trust me, it’ll make you feel real good.