Not exactly an entry

The problem is the general idea of a storyline. I have good bits that could go in the middle, but without the hook at the beginning it means nothing. Or I have a beginning and and end but disjointed bits in the middle with no connective tissue. And I don't think that they're long enough bits to keep people entertained, they're long enough for a chuckle but not a full on belly laugh that I'm after. Or am I after it? Should it be serious like the bit where the zombie sister is after the zombie brother for turning her in to a plaything for the lich. Oooo thats good motivation, shes mad at the killing and trying to keep up her "I want to purge the world of undead with a big smashy hammer" maxim. Makes me want to listen to street fighting man. But the characters don't act like they should, they act like friends of mine would. And is the child thing something that should be brought it? I do like the idea of a one eyed one armed elf yelling at a zombie to get his bastard progreny back from another group of elves with diffrent colored skin only to be rewarded by a shot in the face of evil energy by said rugrat, noticeably creeping out my slack skined protagonist because it means that the darkness was always in him even before he started getting a hankering for brains. Which fits in the back story, but I think the only way would be for the whole thing to be made as an episodic cartoon show. I wonder if folks actually like the giant middle finger as an ending. where the secondary hero blows up or something taking out the badguy, doing one of those kicks ass butch cassidy fuck this shit knock over the janga blocks kind of deal.