World of Warcraft is a powerful drug

Not enough energy for a real update, so screw it, ill just put up some random crap .

One of the things I want to do before I shuffle off this mortal coil is create a web comic. Or any comic at all. The problem is that I can’t draw for shit. I also can’t present my ideas coherently enough for others to draw it. So those who can’t draw, write. But I create sentences about as well as I can draw, so I’m pretty much fucked. I would say boned, but that seems a little gay.

For awhile there I went to the movies on an almost regular basis. Lately though, I’ve noticed that all the main production companies are coming out with are remakes and rehashes of old good movies. And when they ran out of those they redid shitty TV shows. Who really thought that the dukes of hazard or the bad news bears needed an update? Damn guys, do something good next time. Show me a Thunder Cats movie, or a fucking Dino the Dinosaur movie. Now that’s something I can get behind. And never, EVER make a fucking remake of Willy Wonka EVER FUCKING AGAIN. If you had the misfortune to witness that movie, then you know what I man. If you didn’t see it, do yourself a favor and spend two hours going at your crotch with a bat, you’ll get the experience of watching the movie while saving yourself the price of a ticket to that piece of shit.

Have you ever seen a gangster movie where some peon is covered in gasoline and the bad guy or anti-hero lights a Zippo and tosses it at the guy? You ever wonder what happens to the lighter afterwards? And why do you toss the lighter anyway? Just use a match? Guess it wouldn’t be as dramatic.

School starts the twenty second. In 30 days from that I turn 20. Two decades of life, seventeen years of coherence and one relationship of any importance. You think you got problems, let me tell you about mine. I guarantee that it’ll get a smile out of you.

Random List of 3 good songs

Bush – The little things that kill

Apollo 044 – stop the rock

ChumbaWumba – Tubthumping

One of the joys in life that you should treat yourself too is a really good sandwich. Make a special trip down the grocery store to pick up the ingredients, even if you have some of them at home. Get high end bread (Split top honey wheat), meat (roast beef) cheese (Munster). Pick up condiments from that little food kiosk they got, and your favorite drink (HEB brand Big Red), go home, and put some good music in the stereo (I chose Counting Crows, cause I wanted something mellow I could ignore if I wanted to). Trust me, it’ll make you feel real good.