Recap and Rants #1

Heh heh heh ha ha ha! Well, It’s the end of the week. Shit, high school takes a lot out of you. One of these days I'm just gonna jump up on one of the cars in the parking right after last bell and yelling "Fuck the lesbians, fuck the homos, fuck the Asian Connection, fuck the school, the librarians, the cop, the teachers (especially Hot assed Ms. Hernandez, if you get me), the counselors, your mom, your dad, and fuck you to!" then haul ass and hope the cross country team isn't still there.

Some weird ass shit is gonna hit the fan when the weekend is over though. Even more shit if the Asian Connection hears me talking about them. Fucking Triad style and shit. My two friends and I have got the most stupid fucking relationships in the world: I go for lesbians, Friend Number 1 goes for Jehovah Witnesses, and the other... well, your gonna want to stay away from that fucking wack job. So this one girl who Friend 1 has be apeshit over for the last 3 years is finally starts wanting to be around him. Now, normally, American teenagers would go out, have dates, and so on, right? But, she's a Jehovah Witness (what in my social circle is referred to as a J-ho, do to the incredibly gay fact that all J-hos are fucking models) and they can't go out with people who aren’t J-hos. So he's been fucked up, my other friend's been trying to set rabbits on fire to burn down the school. And the weekend aint gonna be any fucking cake walk: My ex-girlfriend and I are gonna kick it at a local arcade. One: she's a semi-lesbian. Two: she's a foot shorter then me. Three:... She got so fucking pretty. She and I keep fooling around (phonesex and stuff like that) even though we broke up 2 years ago. She has a boyfriend now, but now she all over me (kind of) and she's getting more attractive to me every fucking seconds. Also, there's this other girl, so fucking sexy that I would gladly kill for. Of course, I would probably start killing people for any reason; she would just be the cherry on top, pun intended.

Fuck this, it’s too fucking late as it is. Hell, this weekend: Operation: Get some goes into effect. Fuck all theses weird ass bitches. I'm going to sleep.