The new site's first post: It smells DELICIOUS

For the longest time I had a girl in my life that was the main part of my life. Now, she says she hates me and never wants to see or hear from me again. And there is only one thing I can say to that:

Thank Malcor, Demon of the dancing sheep.

It seems weird now, at least to me, but she-ite, I was a total tool for her. It is an embarrassing part of my life that I never want to repeat nor to remember. What pisses me off the most is that I stopped writing in my live journal. I felt so sorry for myself that I cut out all parts of my life that made femb hg gv damn sister mess ibj u7ymnbhygj messing with my keyboard saA . aaw wqa``

Damnit wqsqwse2s2sw2sw2s2sw2s2sw2s2sw2. Gawd, that was retarded. I need to muzzle my sister.

There was a game that my family used to play with me at El Chico. Because there was one in the mall, we went to it almost every Friday night. I’m weird about salsa, so every time I went to get some on my chip, my dad or sister would slam my hand down, dunking the chip and breaking off a good chunk of it in the process. Then, for some reason, something would always happen to where we would get the meal for free. It was weird, every time we were there someone would fall down and break their leg or I’d get a whole tray of margaritas tumped on me, which is as delicious as it sounds. The reason I even make this statement isn’t because I want the crazy and interesting “haavos” person to post on my shiny new site, though I cant say that would be cool; im saying it for… well I was going to say that it was because my sister was typing.

Couple things that I just learned and wanted to share before I cut out:

À Margot Kidder had a nice ass when she was in The Amityville Horror.

à Shakira, seriously, your new single, what the fuck were you thinking?

Á Women always look sexier in the summer time

 Never date someone who is already dating someone else; even if you love them, they more then likely wont stay loyal to you.

¶ Apartments are a bad investment, go for a duplex: cheaper then a house, and you only have one neighbor you have to deal with.

x With regards to World of Warcraft, the Alliance is full of homosexuals and 10 year olds who sic GM’s on you while the Horde is full of crazy people. Choose your side wisely.

Catch ya’ll later.