MADDNESS!!!

Some weirdness been going down this week. Not just this week but for a good long time. I love it. Nothing’s better then when life throws you a curve ball.

I kind of proposed to a girl a few nights ago, in a state of extreme emotional distress that I’m kicking myself over now. Still it was pretty cool; I really didn’t think I had it in me. She didn’t say yes (thank the good Lord), but not because she didn’t like me. Poor thing is simply disgusted with the general idea of marriage. Not surprising when you look at the state of marriage in general, and in her family in particular. If your gonna fuck some one for their money, do like the Japanese do and simply fuck a person for money. They call’em side wives or something.

Anywho, recently I got my first booty call. I have no idea what’s been going on out in the world, maybe it’s the high pollen count or the lack of ozone, but women seem to really attracted to me lately. Of course, due to reasons (or lack of reason) I had to politely decline, but that was still f’s’king awesome! Nice clean guys don’t have to finish last!

And my truck started working, which is also trip. Bugger-me if I know what was wrong with it, or what happened to make it start working again, but one does not question good fortune. Hell, the bastards a year older then I am, I’m not surprised if it wants to take a nap every few years or so.

Talked to a few old friends, and one old girlfriend, that was pretty great.

And I got fired which is the coolest shit that could have happened all year! I never wanted to work at the place full time, and I was only there in the first place as a favor to my dad. The way it went was that my whole family worked at this place. For a tidy profit I might add. My sister and my dad have mad skills; my dad can solve just about any problem that they had and my sister is the payroll ninja. My mom there, but she has her own job and this was just a bit of side bit. I on the other hand had nothing to do but be everyone’s work monkey. I would move things, copy, collate, staple, file, and weak ass data entry into a database with more bugs in it then the villain in “A nightmare before Christmas”. On the plus side, I was contract so I could come and go as I pleased. As I pleased was about 9 am to 4 pm, the same hours as my sister with whom I car pooled, but it was still the shit. So my sister wanted to go full time and my dad wanted a raise, so my mom and I got the ax. Dumb shits! They thought I would be all distraught and broken up about it, but I could care less. I get to stay home and work on projects I‘ve been putting off because of work and I can finally take the time to get some sun. They have to get two more people to do the same job I did for twice the price and half the efficiency, and probably another person to deal with all the “gifts” I left behind. I’m not pissed; I just have a mean sense of humor. This comes at a good time because the chicks in that place have been acting really off. A lot of disturbing looks, uncomfortable touching, innuendo, and hugs that last a lot longer then I thought was necessary. If the situation was different, I’d probably tap some ass just on principle. Stupid misplaced overdeveloped sense of loyalty.

There’s more, but hell, I got to save something for later. Catch you next time on the pudding channel. And remember THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!