I really hate college.... :(

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The rain echoed my pervading sense of doom. Like a thick wet blanket, the clouds wrapped themselves around the city. The crash of thunder shook me to my soul. All that shaking caused a bit of nausea, and the world did a flip-flop for good measure. The wind roared around me. The rain whipped my face with its icy tendrils. Walking home sucks.

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Her face is the color of vanilla latte. Her eyes are twin stars, plucked from the heavens. Her lips are the crimson of flowing blood. When happy, she is the warm sun on a summer day. When angered she is a hurricane. And her love is like a warm blanket on a cold winter night.

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Jerri says to me, “Dude, you’re a noob.” “Noob? I have the skills of Sauron. I got the One skill, the ruling skill.” I say. “Please,” she says, “you have little girl skills.” “They seem to be doing well enough for you” I say. “Amazon skill is what I have, son” she serves back to me. “Righteous,” I say placating, “now can we get back to the game?”