Cinderella in 60 seconds
Cinderella in 60 seconds
Stepmother: Cinderella!
Cinderella: Yes, Stepmother?
Stepmother: I don’t like you, neither do my daughters. Clean up.
Cinderella: Yes, stepmother…
Meanwhile, at the palace…
Queen: You have to get married.
Prince: No!
Queen: Then we’ll through a ball.
Prince: Ok…
At Cinderella’s house…
Stepmother: A ball? I shall take my homely daughters and leave Cinderella, because I hate her.
Cinderella, still scrubbing: Yes stepmother…
Later…
Fairy Godmother: Poof!
Cinderella: Ahh!
Fairy Godmother: Don’t worry; I’m the fairy godmother. I got a dress and a coach for you.
Cinderella: Really?
Fairy Godmother: Yeah, but it only lasts till 12.
Cinderella: Why?
Fairy Godmother: No time, just go.
At the ball…
Prince: I’m so board.
Cinderella: Hi.
Prince: I love you.
Cinderella: I love you too.
Prince: Lets get married.
Cinderella: Ok.
Clock: Clang!
Cinderella: Oops, got to go.
Prince: Wait! You left your shoe.
At Cinderella’s house…
Cinderella: I’m so sad. Oh, no! Here comes the Prince!
Prince: would you try on this shoe?
Cinderella: ok
Prince: it fits!
Cinderella: I love you
Prince: I love you!
Prince and Cinderella: Smooch!
There, now you wont have to waste two hours of you life on a Drew Berrymore flick.

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