Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Cinderella in 60 seconds

Cinderella in 60 seconds

Stepmother: Cinderella!

Cinderella: Yes, Stepmother?

Stepmother: I don’t like you, neither do my daughters. Clean up.

Cinderella: Yes, stepmother…

Meanwhile, at the palace…

Queen: You have to get married.

Prince: No!

Queen: Then we’ll through a ball.

Prince: Ok…

At Cinderella’s house…

Stepmother: A ball? I shall take my homely daughters and leave Cinderella, because I hate her.

Cinderella, still scrubbing: Yes stepmother…

Later…

Fairy Godmother: Poof!

Cinderella: Ahh!

Fairy Godmother: Don’t worry; I’m the fairy godmother. I got a dress and a coach for you.

Cinderella: Really?

Fairy Godmother: Yeah, but it only lasts till 12.

Cinderella: Why?

Fairy Godmother: No time, just go.

At the ball…

Prince: I’m so board.

Cinderella: Hi.

Prince: I love you.

Cinderella: I love you too.

Prince: Lets get married.

Cinderella: Ok.

Clock: Clang!
Cinderella: Oops, got to go.

Prince: Wait! You left your shoe.

At Cinderella’s house…

Cinderella: I’m so sad. Oh, no! Here comes the Prince!

Prince: would you try on this shoe?

Cinderella: ok

Prince: it fits!

Cinderella: I love you

Prince: I love you!

Prince and Cinderella: Smooch!

There, now you wont have to waste two hours of you life on a Drew Berrymore flick.

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